Be the first on your block to own one of these Rock Reunion T-Shirts
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Colors are Grey and White. They are 50% cotton & 50% poly blend.
Sizes are medium, large, XL, XXL, and XXXL. No 4X or small.
These high quality collectors edition shirts are normally sold at Walmart and other fine clothing stores for $250.
Order yours before June 30th and receive it for just $12. That's right! A savings of $238.
Order after June 30th, and the price is $16 to cover the cost of Express Mail.
Still need convincing? Order before June 30th and we will throw in free shipping and handling (a $40 value).
We will also waive the Sales Tax, Inspection Fees, Fuel Surcharge, Dealer Prep Charges, and 15% Gratuity (a $62 value).
When ordering your shirts, remember to include your choice of shirt color, size, return address, contact info (phone or email),
as well as a Money Order for the number of shirts x $12 (or $16 after June 30th).
For ordering information or other questions regarding these fine products, please contact Renee Stokley
STUFF OUR LAWYERS MAKE US SAY:
Not responsible for mistakes in the advertisement.
You may look radically different in the shirt than the professional models used in the photographs.
Your mileage may vary.
POSSIBLE SIDE AFFECTS FROM THE SHIRTS CAN INCLUDE, BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO:
Snickers behind your back.
Outright laughter.
Inability to be taken seriously.
Lack of service at restaraunts and bars.
Strangers wanting to shake your hand and thank you.